The Erotic Art of Running

I’ve noticed there are more erotica blogs around lately. I’m not adverse to tasteful erotica or even the poetic. But, after some serious contemplation I decided stockings and suspenders didn’t look too great on me so I decided to stick to a run update. Can running be erotic? Apart from the sweating and the panting I mean. No, actually it can’t I just thought it was an eye catching title 😂

A few weeks ago up in the North it was the Beverley 10k. I like this race because a lot of people don’t. Yeah, I know this probably denotes a character trait… pillock, springs to mind. I used to like Pink Floyd until they released The Wall, at which point they became ‘popular.’ Someone would say, ‘Who’s your favourite band.’ When I answered, ‘Pink Floyd,’ they said, ‘Who?!’ After The Wall they said, ‘Oh.’ I wonder if that makes me an elitist?… naw… just a pillock 😂

Anyaways, I digress. I wanted to do well in the Beverley 10k. It’s my home town and the first chance I’ve had to race properly since, that, that shouldn’t be mentioned struck. And I did, 45minutes, every kilometre was under 5mins. It wasn’t my best but it meant I’m getting there.

There’s been a few others and 4 races left before the end of the season but I’ll not trouble you with them all 😉 One in particular though was fun. It’s called the Gruesome Twosome. Cross country 13 miles and you start and finish with your partner. So my running partner likes this bloke (has done for years) another couple we run with we’re doing it but the male part dropped out due to injury… yeah you know where this going, you mischievous bunch 😊

Hope you’re all happy, loved and safe 😘

About charliecountryboy

Part-time Carpentry Assessor. writer, runner, guitarist. Curious about life and all those wonderful people in it.
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19 Responses to The Erotic Art of Running

  1. Stephen Brockelman says:

    Please feel free to “trouble” us. We love reading about your adventures.

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  2. marymtf says:

    I admire people who jog and do marathon runs. From afar🤭 You do look great, though. It’s not as erotic, Charlie, but I’ll stick to my treadmill. x

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  3. Anne says:

    I always say at the start of races ” Watch the person with the brightest shoes. They are likely going to be deceptively fast bc they are sponsored”. You look fast, Charlie! Those races sound like quite a lot of fun, the erotic three-some especially may need a blog afterwards! 😉

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  4. The Hinoeuma says:

    Glad to see you still “hoofing” it. LOL! What is your tattoo?

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  5. Good to see you back in action. Does this mean the writing is progressing well? If not, feel free to ignore the question. 🙂

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  6. Invisibly Me says:

    You’ll need to put a warning on your run updates – “Warning, contains sexual images – may be too hot to handle” 😉

    Excellent choice with Pink Floyd. I actually really liked Another Brick In The Wall, but yeah, that’s the popular one all right.

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  7. Carolyn Page says:

    Who said running can’t be poetic, Charlie? Was it a coincidence that you were snapped running outside THE ANGEL ?
    I think not… 😂😂😂

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  8. ❦Kara❦ says:

    Cheers to your successful marathon, dear Charlie. HappyNew Year! 🍾🌺🪅💥🎉🌹🎊🎈

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