I’m Confused

This isn’t a new thing. There have been many things which have confused me over the years. I think it started with Physics and Chemistry lessons at eleven-years-old.

That’s me on the left, they said I needed glasses too, but after I had broken 11 pairs, I was handed a roll of sellotape…

Girls confused me for a while, until I broke away from the Bradford council estate culture. Travel broadens the mind, so they say. It did for me; I also discovered girls were human beings and not sex objects to be kept barefoot and pregnant, contrary to the council estate mentality I had left behind. So, I was doing rather well… great relationships with the opposite sex and no physics or chemistry.

Recently though the present situation has totally confused me. Apparently last night a Tier 4 was invented, I’m not quite sure what Tier 3 is yet and someone said Christmas is cancelled? As we’re a Christian country I think that might be pushing our luck. We’ve pissed Europe off, but the big guy? I mean… it is his only son’s birthday…

There doesn’t appear to be any official photos of God, so I decided on one of me as an unconfused younger man. 😉

Soaps started to confuse me so I stopped watching. It appears the only story lines available are terminal diseases, manipulating men and everyone shagging themselves senseless, maybe that’s a reflection of our society 😂

But today my final refuge confused me. WordPress. A lot of people I follow seem to have vanished, when I search for them it says I am already following them. When I try to ‘like’ a post it says I need to sign in, when I try to sign in it says I am already signed in, then when I click ‘like’ it shuts down… maybe physics and chemistry wasn’t so bad after all?

Be safe my dear friends and enjoy your non-Christmas as best you can 😘😘

About charliecountryboy

Part-time Carpentry Assessor. writer, runner, guitarist. Curious about life and all those wonderful people in it.
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36 Responses to I’m Confused

  1. Jackjones says:

    Im in south east England and yes very confusing, i think its basically means that we are in another lockdown, but without calling it a lockdown because that causes panic, people shopping for food they dont need and stockpiling toilet rolls. Christmas is not cancelled as such lol just do your own thing in your own household my friend.

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  2. Ana Daksina says:

    Wait — great relationships with no chemistry? Isn’t that a contradiction in terms? I’m zo gonvuzed!

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  3. The Hinoeuma says:

    WordPress. *sigh* It has so many bugs in it. It will show me where you have posted about half the time.

    Some of our states are in some form of lockdown, including mine. The others, not so much.

    Love the pictures.

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  4. Angel says:

    I’m still here. 🙂

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  5. marymtf says:

    Can’t help with the other, but it’s a very sweet pic of youthful you and the other in a penguin; suit. You scrub up well in the latter. 👍

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  6. ..”.Clouds of mystery pourin’ confusion on the ground” – the older we get, the more we understand how confusing life is, and always was. Anyway, Happy Christmas the you, Charlie, and to your family (small bear included). Thank you for a great blog. Keep ’em coming. I look forward to my weekly dose of confused insightfullness… (made up word).

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  7. lol after the last update I couldn’t open my page at all, it was totally black… just everything – black, black, black :)) I think confusing is a new normal 🙂

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  8. chattykerry says:

    You haven’t changed much – congrats! I have been watching with worry from Texas about the new mutation and hoping we get the vaccine out asap. It will be a weird Christmas but at least we have phones, internet and TV unlike the last pandemic. Merry Christmas!

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  9. Merry Christmas from a degenerate writer in Florida….ooops, I meant regenerate. WP is God’s curse on bloggers who have been bad boys and girls.

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  10. I’m still find myself using sellotape on glasses. It’s traditional. Women still confuse me – they look like human beings on the outside but their inner life is a mystery and seems to centre on cushions and telling me that my views on life became unacceptable in 1979.That last bit might just be Julia but the cushions thing seems fairly general.

    Hope the running is going well. Personally I’m going to have all the vaccine I can get. Even if it doesn’t work it might fill my blood up till there’s no space for vaccine.

    And as a special bonus – all my relatives who have been telling me Suffolk is such a great place and they don’t know what all the fuss is about – ha! Level 4!

    I take my fun where I can get it. Have a good New Year. 🙂

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    • Hilarious, Quercus I have to agree but 1979 was the end of quite a hedonistic decade lol. Cushions are the least of my worries though, kitchen gadgets, bloody photo frames and plants; they appear to dominate my life.
      Running is going great thank you albeit the pain in Achilles but I do a little repair job afterwards. Still feel like the cartoon cat sliding down the wall by my nails 😂

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  11. K E Garland says:

    The login thing happens to me too but only when I’m on my phone.

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