Are You Naughty?

Iโ€™ve been called โ€˜Naughtyโ€™ many times. Obviously to spare the innocent I couldnโ€™t possibly recant them all, Dick Emery springs to mind๐Ÿ˜‚ Our illustrious leader has told us not to be naughty, fat chance there Toryboy. So it looks like weโ€™ll have soldiers on the streets with cattle prods very soon.

Personally Iโ€™m quite happy to keep 2 metres away from most people, of course thatโ€™ll depend upon their gender (now some would say thatโ€™s naughty)

The Princess calls me naughty on a regular basis, my female work colleagues do the same. Apparently I have a glint in my eye (Iโ€™m a bit proud of that; itโ€™s genetic) My dad had 6 brothers and from the stories I was told as a nipper they were all naughty.

We can probably blame my grandad, as far back as the 50โ€™s, as an old man, he was at it. My grandma was very religious and when, one day she invited the vicar to tea, grandad put a whoopee cushion on his seat. When the vicar sat down and the inevitable happened, grandad asked him if he had digestion problems ๐Ÿ˜‚. There was a very attractive school maโ€™am in the village and somehow he always managed to be in the garden when she cycled home, stopping her for a little โ€˜chatโ€™๐Ÿ˜‰

Of course in todayโ€™s society naughtiness is now deemed as inappropriate or itโ€™s classed as a syndrome and children are given drugs to control it, something akin to the lobotomies dished out years ago. Grandad would probably be arrested today for stalking and the vicar would sue him for causing irreversible stress and trauma. As for me? Iโ€™ll just Carry On Regardless and let them class me as senile. What about you? Are you naughty? ๐Ÿ˜˜ Keep safe my friends!

About charliecountryboy

Part-time Carpentry Assessor. writer, runner, guitarist. Curious about life and all those wonderful people in it.
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44 Responses to Are You Naughty?

  1. Your grandads antics sounds very much like what my father used to do for attention when we had visitors.

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  2. Yeah, I’ve been called senile, but I surely do prefer ‘naughty’. They tell me the glint in my eye is a cataract, but what the hell do they know? They are the same ones who want to put me in a ‘home’ because I don’t listen to doctors anymore. Naughtiness keeps me sane. I know assuredly that if and when I visit a doctor, he/she will find something wrong with me. Why give them that opportunity?

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  4. The Hinoeuma says:

    You do have a “bad boy” look to you. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Your dad had six brothers. Any sisters?

    The whole damn world has lost its sense of humor.

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  5. Invisibly Me says:

    Naughtiness is a balm for the soul! I do think political correctness is sadly having adverse effects, sucking out the last remaining bits of lightness and humour. What can we laugh at, if not vicars on whoopie cushions?? xx

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  6. Carolyn Page says:

    As we say here in Oz, Charlie – you’re a chip off the old block!
    And so say all of us!!!
    Whoopie cushions and deliberate (by accident) meetings sound just up my alley. We all need more laughter and a bit of fun, particularly at the moment. And I know you are just the man for this exercise… ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  7. patriciaddrury says:

    Naughty or nice? You lit up my day!!! LOL Thanks Charlie!

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  8. kphoenix1 says:

    Okay, I believe I was thinking the wrong kind of naughtiness, but carry on. ๐Ÿ˜Š Love your post by the way.

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  9. Although I may be wrong, I think that as you get older and woizzerr you also get naughtier…

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  10. Anne says:

    “Naughty or nice” used to be our only choices. Neither quite fits…

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  11. Brockelman says:

    Alas, all I can do these days, approaching 70, is dream of the days when I was naughty.

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  12. marymtf says:

    Youโ€™re an acquired taste, Charlie. And no calories, so good for me.

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  13. chattykerry says:

    I am definitely naughty, Charlie. At work they always knew I was in when there was raucous laughter… My husband likes me being naughty!

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  14. Ha ha! As a recent 40 year old club newbie, I would say its an art to be naughty nicely! One can only perform it well if he knows true naughtiness. Hmmm I am poetic now(never happened before). Stay safe!

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