I’m a Hunted Man

I’m not a bad looking bloke (no Al Pacino) but passable on a good day. Do you remember my post about the girls on Instagram? If not, basically I was besieged by beauties, mid twenties, always had a small cute child and believed in Jesus. I toyed with them for a while, don’t frown! It wasn’t 50 Shades, just chat. Anyaways I got bored and started blocking them, so they stopped.

Well just like Poltergeist 2, “They’re back,” This time it’s Goodreads. If your not familiar with Goodreads it’s an app, well I think it is (I get confused with apps, gifs, Tinder, Grinder, Tik Tok, Snap Chat, etc) Although my apprentices will sometimes say.

“Hey, Charlie look what a girl just sent me on Snap Chat.” If you’re a young girl and feel the urge to send pics like that. Don’t!!! If I wanted to see a girls breakfast I can go to McDonalds! Apart from that, once it’s out there, it’s out there 🤭

Sorry I digress. I use Goodreads to note the books I have read, search for new books, read interviews with writers, you know that sort of stuff. In the last week I have been invited by three girls (cute but 40 years too late) to connect. They haven’t read any books, saved any books, liked any books. But they assure me they can do things that will leave me ‘satisfied.’ Girls… at my age the term is ‘exhausted,’ not ‘satisfied.’ I asked the Princess if she fancied a go but she declined. 😘

As a footnote I have also been invited to connect with young women on Linkedin, they haven’t offered me any ‘Services’ but they all work for Walmart. Do you think I could be sending the wrong message out? Carpenter – Carpenter Assessor – Writer… LOL I have one thought, on my CV it does say Diver!

About charliecountryboy

Part-time Carpentry Assessor. writer, runner, guitarist. Curious about life and all those wonderful people in it.
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47 Responses to I’m a Hunted Man

  1. You babe magnet you!

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  2. hahahahaha just love it.. I too get that but because I use lisaman, shortened from lisa amanda.. I might not be so dismissive if it was nubile loooking young men.. 😉

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  3. K E Garland says:

    smh The same thing happens to me on Words With Friends of all places. It’s always some older white man from overseas :-/

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  4. S_MW says:

    I get them too but I don’t dally with them long. If they have no substance but are otherwise inoffensive, I’ll leave them be, but the minute they suggest inappropriate shit, their arses are blocked. It could be my name confuses them, but I think not…I get inappropriate dudes too. Catfish…gotta luv a trier.

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  5. Yeah, Charlie, I can relate. Friend requests on FB – voluptuous young things in almost nothing bikinis. Of course that is more acceptable than the e-mail messages that encourage me to try their latest ‘male pride’ therapy…..now what the hell could that be? Keep on trucking, my friend. Thankfully, you have a princess to keep you on the straight and narrow.

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  6. chattykerry says:

    Enjoy it! I have had a few propositions – one was definitely a green card situation… I like the flattery but really can’t be bothered. 😁

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  7. The Hinoeuma says:

    Heh. This reminds me of my SPAM emails. That is all I have to work with. I don’t Tweet, Instagram, Tik-Tok, Pinterest, SnapChat and my FakeBook presence is a placeholder so Messenger will work. But, SPAM…
    I keep getting invites for sex cam viewing.

    Are you sure you don’t have “Sugar Daddy” in your profile somewhere? 😂

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  8. Carolyn Page says:

    Charlie, this is all news to me. It’s all a bit of a laugh. But, that’s because I don’t get involved. Life’s complicated enough!!! Even those on FB who wanted to ‘friend’ me caused me to close the account. 🙂

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    • Haha, it’s all a game, but it’s become a little tedious now 😂xxx

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      • Carolyn Page says:

        I first thought the idea of people wanting to be ‘friends’ on FB was a great idea. It didn’t take long to change that thought process. 😂😂
        Mind you, Charlie, I didn’t have anyone offering themselves, so to speak, as you’ve written. 👀 👀 Though, I’m sure, in time, some could have! Wasn’t hangin’ around to find out!
        Nope; don’t want to know!!!

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  9. kevymichaels says:

    Charlie I want to check out Goodreads but am afraid that it will be one one app to keep up with. Then I will get flooded with marketing texts and posts.

    I am an OG trying to keep up with YoungG thinks. I am challenged and overwhelmed with what’s on my plate now. Kevy

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  10. They think your adorable!!!

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  11. ChecheWinnie says:

    They are attracted to your awesomeness 🙂

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  12. marymtf says:

    I suggest you give up anti social media. You would have more time to produce your delightfully entertaining pieces.

    Liked by 1 person

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