I’m a Hunted Man

I’m not a bad looking bloke (no Al Pacino) but passable on a good day. Do you remember my post about the girls on Instagram? If not, basically I was besieged by beauties, mid twenties, always had a small cute child and believed in Jesus. I toyed with them for a while, don’t frown! It wasn’t 50 Shades, just chat. Anyaways I got bored and started blocking them, so they stopped.

Well just like Poltergeist 2, “They’re back,” This time it’s Goodreads. If your not familiar with Goodreads it’s an app, well I think it is (I get confused with apps, gifs, Tinder, Grinder, Tik Tok, Snap Chat, etc) Although my apprentices will sometimes say.

“Hey, Charlie look what a girl just sent me on Snap Chat.” If you’re a young girl and feel the urge to send pics like that. Don’t!!! If I wanted to see a girls breakfast I can go to McDonalds! Apart from that, once it’s out there, it’s out there 🤭

Sorry I digress. I use Goodreads to note the books I have read, search for new books, read interviews with writers, you know that sort of stuff. In the last week I have been invited by three girls (cute but 40 years too late) to connect. They haven’t read any books, saved any books, liked any books. But they assure me they can do things that will leave me ‘satisfied.’ Girls… at my age the term is ‘exhausted,’ not ‘satisfied.’ I asked the Princess if she fancied a go but she declined. 😘

As a footnote I have also been invited to connect with young women on Linkedin, they haven’t offered me any ‘Services’ but they all work for Walmart. Do you think I could be sending the wrong message out? Carpenter – Carpenter Assessor – Writer… LOL I have one thought, on my CV it does say Diver!