The moon has a strange way of placing me in a reflective mood. Apart from the itchy teeth and nails and of course that kooky feeling of hair growing down my spine, the past frequently haunts my thoughts.
So there I was the other night, gazing up at the clouds as they flew past our aforementioned sphere when my 50th year entered my head. When you turn 50 things change (apparently). People and companies you have never heard of materialize. The first was a company called the Canadian Pharmacy who offered me half price Viagra. I block these emails on a weekly basis and have done for 12 years now. I’m not promoting my virility here, I just think Viagra would probably give me indigestion. The second materialization was a plethora of young ladies who, via email, want to have sex with me. I don’t mean over email, they actually want to meet me and have sex. Some of them live close by (apparently) I’ve never spotted any but I guess they are busy entertaining all the other 50+ year-old men in my neighborhood.
As well as this I get bombarded with life insurance offers but to be fair if I’m swallowing Viagra at an alarming rate and bonking a superabundance of voluptuous young damsels? I would probably need it. Finally there are the offers for online Bingo, to be honest that is probably the most attractive offer except I’m skint most of the time. So if you’re under 50 there’s a few things to look forward to. Have a lovely week my fellow bloggers X.
I get offered loads of life insurance☺️😉
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What no Viagra lol x
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Actually drops to lose weight. 🙄🤣
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Ha Ha!
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Cheers!
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😂😂 You’re welcome
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It was me Charlie. I am all of those young fillies and I offer you Viagra (and bitcoins) daily. Sorry, I was just trying to cheer you up. I wouldn’t ever really follow through if and when you reply – that would chaffe. Sorry…
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Haha, I should have known 😉And I forgot the Bitcoins didn’t I? 😂😂
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When’s the big day?
Another 10 years and you’ll get a free bus pass, so you have plenty more to look forward to after you’re all bonked out from the viagra and hookers.
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Haha, remember the first bit, I was reflecting that was 12 years ago and I’m still waiting for my bus pass, it must be 65 over here 😂😂😂😘
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Oh, yes… Turning 50 is just oodles of fun!!! Let the mail, e-mails, annoying commercials of Medicad-Medicare, Life Insurance, and “Help Me I’ve Fallen And Can’t Get Up” seem to chime even more so.
In yesterday’s mail, I received at least 5-7 Medicare notices/Life Insurance offers.
The madness never ends after hitting 50. LOL! 👵😜🧓
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Haha, I block them all and still they come 😂😂
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I know. I do the same thing and they still find ways to hunt me down. They’re like zombies in needs of brains. LOL! 😜
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😂😂😂
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Hahaha… Cheers!🥂
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This put a big smile on my face. I even get viagra ones, some from men, and I am married. 🤣🤣
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😂😂
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They don’t call you Charming Charlie for nothing!
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😂Thank you Angel and Happy Birthday for last Friday😘 Re your last post I’d make an exception for Stevie Nicks 😂😘
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I’d almost consider making an exception for Stevie Nicks!
Well, not actually. But you know what I mean. 🙂
Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Write something good for all of us Charlie fans to read soon.
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❤️
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hahahaha
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50 its nor so bad Charlie, wait until you start getting adds for funeral insurance! 🙂
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Haha if you remember I was reflecting I’m 62 now and still they come 😂 But I guess this kinda links to your last post on Highwaymen too 😆
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Yes, they keep bombarding us with adds, its terrible. 😦 However humor its the best medicine, Keep it up Charlie! 🙂
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At least you didn’t mention getting ads from Funeral Homes Charlie. I get those on a routine basis….😂
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Oh my! That’s a bit much, I’ll count myself lucky in that case 😀
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So funny!
Have a nice and adventurous week 😉
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Thanks, Luisa you too 😉
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👏👏👏😉😘🤗❤🌟
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Hahaha, Charlie, this gave me a good belly giggle! ♥︎
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So glad Kara and thank you 😘
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I don’t appear to be able to get to your posts, sent a request though 😀
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62? So you’ve had the packet of sticks and the instructions on where to shove them? I’m told that when we reach 67 we get invited for an abdominal aorta aneurism test – yet another couple of hours waiting round in hospital, but with the added bonus that they might decide to operate.
I quite like old age when I compare it to the alternative, though, of course, at 61 I’m a mere youth.
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Oh yes, I’ve had the hosepipe and camera too and they wonder why we won’t go to the Drs lol
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The good thing about my recent visit to Rheumatology was that they let me keep my trousers on. I can no longer hear the snapping of rubber gloves going on without tensing…
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😂😂😂
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I started paying off my insurance since 22 haha. Probably won’t get another one once I turned 50
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Haha, probably not Jenny but you’ll definitely get plenty of Spam 😂
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Hahahaha. That’s likely to happen 😂
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