The Darkness

No, not the band from the naughties with the caped screaming singer.

The darkness within your soul or whatever you choose to call it. The one that crawls out of the night, usually around 3:30 – 4:30 am. What’s that shit all about? And it’s starting to get more frequent. I remember when my biggest problem in the early hours was an erection (no pun intended πŸ˜‚) And definitely no pic.

Anyway, back to the plot. I have these massive rows or I am fighting for survival at work, it generally gets nasty, then the alarm goes off and none of it matters anymore. I mean, honestly, most of it is fabrication, my head makes it up while I’m asleep? Maybe I should just buy some Viagra πŸ˜‚

About charliecountryboy

Part-time Carpentry Assessor. writer, runner, guitarist. Curious about life and all those wonderful people in it.
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38 Responses to The Darkness

  1. That cracked me up.
    Except the part of the bad dreams.

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  2. Hahahaha.. buy the viagra.. more fun than fighting dreams.. πŸ˜‰

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  3. In this time of a general erection I think we’re all in the same voat. It is not a disaster to have a general erection in the small wee hours of union with our loved ones if we can just have the good sense to maintain our relationship.

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  4. Oh, my goodness! Weirdly, I wanna tell you to look after your prostate, for some reason! πŸ˜‚ Instead, I will just wish you sweet dreams and send warm foot rubs your way to relax after a stressful day! πŸ’•

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  5. erotismoenguardiablog says:

    Take care!! πŸ€—

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  6. Charlie, do you read Steve for the Deaf?

    He’s writing this multi chapter online book of sorts about coming of age in GB during what I’m thinking is the mid to late 80’s.

    It has a lot of his real life in it and it’s a fun read.

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  7. Cherryl says:

    Wishing you sweeter dreams Charlie, they’ll probably be much sweetercfrin Januaey onwards πŸ€—πŸ˜΄πŸŒΌ

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  8. Cherryl says:

    I meant……….sweeter, from January onwards….😬 I’m using a tablet 8nstead of my trusty laptop and its driving me bonkers…pls forgive the crazy spelling mistakes that 😝πŸ€ͺ

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  9. S. says:

    Buon Weekend πŸ™‚

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  10. I nominated you SHUNSHINE BLOGGER AWARD congrats

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  11. Resh says:


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  12. PERKY says:


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  13. I think the dreams and darkness are all part of getting older. Over the last year or two I started to worry about going to bed because of it, but I’m getting over it. I’m told that the happiest time of our life is going to be from 65-75, though I don’t know how they work that out.

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  14. Gavi says:

    Loved it πŸ™‚
    I am sure you’ll enjoy mine,

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