Interlude in Puerto Vallarta

Five hundred feet below me the rocks of the Sierra Madre mountains appeared unforgiving, the guide called out, ‘It’s okay the horse knows where it’s going.’ I decided to leave my fate in the hands of a Mexican pony and sat back in the saddle. Eventually we came to a clearing by a stream and there was a picnic.  Many hours later, with buttocks safely back in the bar, I finally realised why cowboys walk the way they do .

 

Later that evening we found a seat in the bar and I made yet another discovery; cowboys stand at the bar in saloons. This bar had a TV I’m not a fan of TV’s in bars, it was stage right so we sat stage left.  I say sat;  I tried perching on my hip, but this made me look like male model with hemorrhoids; at least here I could see the band and the TV was obscured. These guys were not the best band in the world but they were better than me, in fact just about anyone is better than me 😉 My girlfriend and I were chatting away while the band murdered ‘Lyin Eyes’ and I realised the tempo was slowing, it was as if their batteries were running down. Simultaneously the entire band were leaning forward and right, staring at the TV. Mothers were covering their children’s eyes, angry fathers were gesticulating at the bar whilst the staff searched frantically for the remote. Eventually my curiosity got the better of me and craning my neck to get a glimpse I saw the cause of all the commotion. Someone had switched the channel to a Porn site. 😉

 

 

About charliecountryboy

Carpenter and Carpentry Lecturer. Writer, 5k and 10k runner, musician. Curious about life and all those wonderful people in it.
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42 Responses to Interlude in Puerto Vallarta

  1. Ralph says:

    Beats watching football anyday ! 😉 ❤

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  2. Ana Daksina says:

    Bet those same angry parents would have been just fine if it had been a murder scene. Backwards, say I

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  3. Watt says:

    Speaks like fun!

    Liked by 2 people

  4. ChecheWinnie says:

    I tried perching on my hip, but this made me look like a male model with hemorrhoids; Hahahahahahaha, this was a good one. 😂

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  5. Beautifully written! Another enjoyable read.

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  6. Omg! All I could think about while you describe this was the movie “City Slickers” – This was so funny, I couldn’t stop giggling through the whole thing! Great way to being the day! Thank you!!! 😊

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  7. velmadunkin says:

    Omg I love this post. You made my day. You made me laugh. Your sense of humor is awesome!!!

    Liked by 3 people

  8. velmadunkin says:

    Reblogged this on fiercefabulousfunny and commented:
    This blog is too good not to share. I love Charlie’s sense of humor!! I have to say I’ve always been thankful my kids were allergic to horses because I can’t imagine myself on a horse. After reading Charlie’s blog I’m missing out on the adventure. I’ve said it before, if you’re not following Charlie, you should. He’s awesome!!

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  9. Hahahaha.. kids in a pub.. 😉

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  10. Therese Work says:

    Oh I enjoyed reading this. Especially the highlight of the evening. Wonder who the culprit was who turned the TV onto the porn site. 😂

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  12. Carolyn Page says:

    Hahah… Funny – all of it, Charlie! 😀
    More great writing/story telling. You’re sounding more and more like a published author every write!
    Go Charlie! 🙂

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  13. sheqoz.com says:

    I got some good laugh out of this. I’m thinking of some great western movie. Good read😊

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  14. leesalove says:

    Aye aye aye🤦

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  15. Awesome post! I love this place!

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  16. I had a similar experience regarding sitting after a fifty mile ride on a borrowed bicycle. It was OK until I stopped riding.

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