SILH (8) Desparate Finale

‘And when you’re looking for your freedom
Nobody seems to care
And you can’t find the door
Can’t find it anywhere
When there’s nothing to believe in still you’re coming back,
You’re running back, you’re coming back for more.’

Take To The Limit. The Eagles. 1975.

John and Mudguts returned to the mainland, so I lost my buddy and my new leaf had well and truly turned. After all my ‘adventures’ I was put on a gruelling training regime to ensure I didn’t have the energy or time to cause any more trouble. This involved running up and down a mountain every evening, about 6 miles and diving all day. I washed in the sea. One day I ย dived seventy five feet and climbed into a hole looking for Grouperย as I slid back out of the hole, empty handed, I was stuck.

This isn’t a pleasant feeling with seventy five feet of ocean above you and a snorkel full of seawater. The Master had impressed upon me that panic will kill you. I’m so glad he did. Although I was swallowing desperately as my body searched for oxygen I analysed my situation and concluded that my homemade weighted backpack had snagged on a rock above me. I dragged myself back into the hole and pulling myself down, slid out and up. Air has never tasted as good as it did that day.

That was enough excitement for one morning, Master had a cold and couldn’t dive so I had been alone. I returned to the van in time for lunch. Shortly after my return two Guardia Seville arrived and stated that a vehicle had been broken into across the road and all the luggage stolen. I hadn’t been there, the Master was dozing and obviously not well so they seemed happy enough and left. Thirty minutes later a car skidded into the car park and two plain clothed officers got out. I wasn’t overly impressed with their interview technique. After smashing my head against the side of the van they bundled me into their car instructing The Master to report to the police station at six pm. We drove to the Dutch guys camper (remember him?) he identified me as a cushion thief, we drove to the local shop and the lady identified me as the attempted cigarette thief. We then drove to the police station and played a game ‘good cop, bad cop.’ One of them beat me. repeating the same question, ‘Why did you steal the cushions?’ In between the beatings ‘good cop’ ย held me up, encouraging me to tell the truth and he would stop his friend. I wasn’t about to confess to something I hadn’t done. I reflected upon the American campsite Mudguts and I had bombarded, stopping the traffic in Javea and generally being a nuisance and wondered if this was what they called ‘Karma.’ I do remember falling to the floor, hoping for some sympathy, I got a kick in the stomach so, deciding this was not a good ploy I got up. Six pm came after five hours. I was removed to the foyer with tissues to stem the flow of blood from mouth and nose.

Bad cop turned into good cop, put some paperwork in front of me stating gently that if I signed it I could go. At that very moment the Master arrived. They shut the door on him, but he shouted through the door. “Don’t sign anything.” Which he repeated three times before a policeman opened the door and quietened him. Meanwhile, ‘bad cop’ had become warm, friendly and sincere. He explained it had all been a terrible mistake and once I signed the papers I was free to go. I didn’t sign the papers so, my new found friend shrugged, smiled and helped me to the door. The Master helped me into the van, but before firing it up he turned with a grin on his face. “British Consul, busy, was he?” I had to smile, painful as it was. The Master threw me into the sea claiming ‘she’ could cure all ills and let me float around for a while. We left Mogan a week later. It was March and our six month tour was up, apart from the the fact we had been encouraged to leave town by the local constabulary.

“Now, it seems to me some fine things
Have been laid upon your table,
But you only want the ones that you can’t get.”

Desperado. The Eagles. 1973.

In all honesty I wouldn’t change a thing ๐Ÿ˜‰

About charliecountryboy

Part-time Carpentry Assessor. writer, runner, guitarist. Curious about life and all those wonderful people in it.
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17 Responses to SILH (8) Desparate Finale

  1. I don’t like being under water and I don’t like confined spaces. As a result this post was quite scary!


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  2. Sounds like a wonderful adventure, I’m intrigued. Love the Eagles!

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  3. ateafan says:

    Your poor mother.

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  4. Carolyn Page says:

    I’m with ‘ateafan’ above, Charlie; though, this is the kind of story a mother never gets wind of. Or, did she!?
    Can only shake my head as I sit here contemplating youth! By the way, you must have been quite athletic to run 6 miles and be able to survive that lack of oxygen; quite scary!
    I’ve heard of ‘good cop, bad cop’ but, wasn’t sure if this was only in the movies; again, quite scary!
    Glad you survived your adventures. They’ve certainly given you some interesting tales to tell… ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • No mother was living with sister and passed a year later so she knew nothing of any of it. There wasnโ€™t space to say that the point of the running was to increase lung capacity to allow the deep dives ๐Ÿ˜€ Thank you once again for your comments theyโ€™re always welcome ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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  5. Gene Molloy says:

    Way down below the ocean…………
    Donovan 19whothehellcanremember

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  6. marisselee says:

    โ€˜And when youโ€™re looking for your freedom
    Nobody seems to care
    And you canโ€™t find the door
    Canโ€™t find it anywhere
    When thereโ€™s nothing to believe in still youโ€™re coming back,
    Youโ€™re running back, youโ€™re coming back for more.โ€™

    Uhm, I am only looking for new post kind sir. Lol! Just dropping by to check if you have new story to tell. Quoting your quote is a joke. Please do not mind.

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  7. I love it! An inviting paradise!

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  8. You are very adventurous I can see. Well done, going under the sea…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ Iโ€™m still to learn how to swim ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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